mislocaphonia
the sensation of just having committed a discellocation, by calling someone, thinking they were nearby, only to discover after several minutes of chitchat that they are thousands of miles and several time zones away.
john (on the phone): hey chris, can i swing by your house to pick up that dvd?
chris (on mobile phone): not at the moment.
john: ok, when’s good?
chris: next week. i’m on the beach in kauai right now.
john: whoa, i just got a wicked case of mislocaphonia.
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