Mismatched Socks
the impossible act of reaching into the -ss of a male human and grabbing his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s and pulling them back out through his -sshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). thus the victim has his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his -ss along with a section of pinkish intestines.
giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the p-n-s and t-st-cl-s and pull them back out through the -sshole. also, if one grabs the p-n-s and t-st-cl-s from inside the body and pulls them out through the -sshole the p-n-s and t-st-cl-s are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!
mike annoyed julie so she threatened to pull his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s out of his -sshole, giving him mismatched socks! ouch!
the impossible act of reaching into the -ss of a male human and pull his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s out through his -sshole.
michael irritated dylan so dylan gave michael a mismatched sock. ouch!
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