Miso Swoop


stuffing all of your uneaten sushi in a bowl of miso soup to hide so that the restaurant can’t charge you for the leftovers.
when you’re at all-you-can-eat sushi and you can’t eat all you thought you could eat, the miso swoop is a handy trick.

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