Misplaced Jewel
when a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. for instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect -ss, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. similar to b-tterface, but not limited to body vs. face. the name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.
also not to be confused with fat chick t-ts.
“i was checking out this chick’s -ss, but then she turned around and she was nasty. her -ss was a misplaced jewel.”
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