Miss Assmerica


the winner of the miss -ssmerica pageant. the miss -ssmerica pageant is held to determine which contestant has the best posterior and will be crowned miss -ssmerica.
here she comes, miss -ssmerica!

oh baby, you should definately enter the miss -ssmerica pageant!

this years miss -ssmerica was stripped of her crown today in light of several allegations that she has not shown her booty to anyone public or private in months.

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