Miss Batton
a complete and utter overweight dwerp who can’t find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she’s good at.
why are you wearing that shirt? you look as fat as miss batton…
you’re almost as thick as miss batton.
you put on 5 stone? you must have the same diet as miss batton…
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