Miss jes.


a cartoon character, having dark pigtails, big black boots, and usually smoking. drawn in sharpie marker. found mostly in philadelphia and new jersey. word bubbles include (but are not limited to) “miss jes. hates you; miss jes. loves you.”

also, one who takes the s-d-stic role in sadom-s-ch-stic s-xual activities.

drunk, stoner, rad hair and makeup.
stranger: “yo, that chick is so rad. i wanna take a picture with her, an touch her hair.”

responder: “miss jes. hates you.”

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