Miss Kim


any middle aged korean or asian woman who works in an inner city store owed by asians, koreans, or chinese. the store can be a convenience store, stop and go beer & deli, discount dollar store, hair weave store, or a corner chinese take out. it is usually located in low income neighborhoods, although some may be in downtown or upper middle cl-ss areas or shopping malls. the woman’s name does not have to be (and usually isn’t) kim, however because the actual name is probably hard to pr-nounce in english, miss kim is the easiest subst-tute.
tysheekah: hey miss kim, you still got that remy on sale.
miss kim: oh yes girl, you know i-a-gotta your favorite-a- color. sun-a-shine a-yellow. you knoe it look-a-so good on you.
tysheekah: you know it do gurl!!!!!

hamid: (tapping on plexigl-ss with coin) yo!!! miss kim!!! i need 2 40’s of 211. come on!!
miss kim: stop yelling in the store. i heard you
hamid: just get my beer b-tch and hurry up!!!
miss kim: i got-a your b-tch. now get out. no beer for you today!
hamid: b-tch i will kill yo…..
(miss kim reaches for her loaded .22)
hamid: d-mn miss kim!!! my bad!! i’m leavin….

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