miss me jeans
a brand of very stylish jeans. they have fancy pockets with rhinestones, sequins and whatnot. very popular in dallas, la, austin, new york and bigger cities. smaller cities often wear knock offs. in high-land park if you don’t own at least 4 pairs, you are frowned upon, and have no sense of style once so ever, unless, you are scene.
warn by the same girls that wear uggs, juicy and eyeliner on their water line.
cost $100-$200
make your b-tt look hot and catch the eye, bring focas to your -sset.
amy: i saw she didn’t have miss me jeans. she must be poor.
taylor: i know. but i just got a new pair yesterday, it will look chic with my juicy couture jacket tomorrow!
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