miss pauling


the purple clad -ssistant working under the supervision of the administrator (tf2). she is over-worked, only being given one day of a year, and is a popular subject to the scout’s flirtation.

saxton hale refers to her as “helen’s bidwell”, referencing his own -ssistant and the p.r. manager of mann co.
“right, um. we’ve actually met. every week for… for the last year. my name’s miss pauling? i- nevermind.”

~miss pauling to saxton hale, “the contact” tf2 comic

“i did write down a last wish. i would like to get a date with… miss pauling.”

~scout to spy, “expiration date”

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