miss-piss


when you are inebriated. during urination you misjudge the duration of p-ss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and p-ssing much longer.
guy 1: dude, why didn’t you flush the toilet?
guy 2: i did…sh-t i must have miss-p-ss. are you over it?

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