Missed Plopportunity
when you have to sh-t so bad but you can’t because you are in an inappropriate sh-tting venue so you hold it with all your might. finally when you get home you either can’t sh-t or you have a sh-ttack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.
uh dude, my stomach is killing me…i really had to sh-t before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity
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