Missile Dick


one who is in possession, or one who partic-p-tes in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered p-n-s.

these weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile d-ck.
f-ck bears, the number one threat to america are missile d-cks.

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