Missile pad
the act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. the outcome is a t-rd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. this is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.
mike: man, who blew the bathroom up? somebody sh-t in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a hershey’s kiss
jeff: that is so nasty! someone made a missile pad!
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