missing the straw
that awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or gl-ss in front of your date. he/she then looks at you in disgust
stefanie embarr-ssed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself “d-mn, i’m missing the straw!”
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