missionary position


male-female s-x position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). he may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. the woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her v-g-n-, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her v-g-n-.
she’s not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that i lie on my back and she sits on me; i like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
a s-xual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.
hey baby let’s use the missonary position tonight.
the position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.
enzo: dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and i totally hid behind my couch.
tim: that was serious missionary position right there.
man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.
last night i ain’t get nothin’ but some sorry -ssed missionary position.
a job teaching religion as in darkest africa.
when i get out of the seminary, i’m going to africa to take a missionary position.
1992 book by bruce d-ckinson.
dude, the missionary position rules!

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