Mississippi Coon


when you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. you hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.
“daddy, what was that furry thing? was that sasquatch?”
“no boy, that was a mississippi c–n…”

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