Mississippi Hand Jive
while engaged in a children’s movie at a theater, a man cuts a hole and inserts his p-n-s into the bottom of a popcorn bag. when his date reaches in for popcorn, s/he recieves a bonified surprise.
“how was your date?”
“it was great until i started eating the popcorn, he surprised me with a mississippi hand jive!”
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