mississippi haymaker
the art in which a man -j-c-l-t-s in one hand and throws the said -j-c-l-t- across the room with the intentions of entering and impregnating a loose v-g-n-.
i.e. hot dog, down a hallway.
it’s been so tough to get my wife pregnant, i had to throw a mississippi haymaker from across the room to see if it would stick…..
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