mississippi mopper
the art of -j-c-l-t-ng on a females back and finishing the act by saying “i can fix that little missy” in a southern accent, as you wipe your c-m off her back with her hair.
guy1: “last night i came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a mississippi mopper!”
guy2: “no way dude! that hilarious!”
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