Mississippi Mud Flap
when eating out someone’s -sshole and they sh-t
dude, i was eating out emily’s -ss last night and she gave me a mississippi mudflap
a long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of mississippi. i liken it to a lion’s mane, only much prettier when observed in it’s natural habitat.
that is the prettiest blond mississippi mudflap i’ve ever seen!
#mullet #hairstyle #state #blond #brown
stupid redneck mullet
“if i see anyone with a mississippi mud flap, i’m going to slit his neck, and sh-t down his throat.”
sagging stretched out v-g-n-l lips
i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps
#loose lips #stretch #fat lips #moose lips #c-nt curtains
is when you’re doing a chick in the -ss, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your b-lls just like a mud flap.
“dude, i was nailing this chick in the -ss and she gave me a mississippi mud flap! so i did a tony danza on the b-tch.”
#shard #alabama hot pocket #tony danza #sh-t #-n-l #donkey punch
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