Mississippi Mud Hole
in some rural areas of mississippi there are places where “flush toilets” aren’t available. the people in those areas have to use out-houses or as they’re known in these areas “mud holes”. they are usually a pieced together shack made of whatever odds and ends can be found in the front yard or that scr-p pile at the end of the gravel road. once constructed a hole is dug to catch the leavings, thus creating the mud.
“oh man i really gotta go! do you have a bathroom?”
to which is answered “nope, just got that mud hole over yonder”
or
we were on a road trip down south when we got lost. dave had to go really bad and ended up having to use a mississippi mud hole behind some guy’s house.
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