mississippi mud skipper
this is a variation of the clevelnad steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like sh-t filled squirts exit the r-ct-m. it is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny sh-t on top of each other that causes this “skipping” effect. the end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.
i was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when i heard someone knock on the door. i guess i must have moved when i turned to look at the door because when i returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel sh-t canon.
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