mississippi oil rig
a dirty deed indeed. the male must first start eating fried chicken with waffles, while simultaneously drilling the female -n-lly. after a few minutes of relaxing the female’s sphincter, the man should pull out, immediately followed by the female having explosive diarrhea everywhere (this can be aided by giving her a laxative and a chipotle burrito before hand). the bursts of fecal material coming from her -n-s will resemble oil shooting up from the ground.
guy: dude my girlfriend and i did the mississippi oil rig yesterday and completely destroyed my sheets.
other guy: why are you talking to me?
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