Mississippi shipwreck
when a man inserts his meat into a woman’s -n-l cavity unexpectedly. the man must be steadily spitting in her b-tt throuought intercourse for this to work properly. after he surprises her with his p-n-s, she will most likely turn around in shock. as soon as he sees this, he must hit her in the head with a lamp and then rape her unconscious body. when she awakes she will be tied to a donkey on her way to mexico.
nick: dude, where is stephanie?
jacob:i gave her a mississippi shipwreck.
nick:i hope she knows spanish.
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