Missoura
a pr-nunciation of missouri favored by uneducated hillfolk from southern missouri’s ozark region, by -sshole confederate sympathizers, and by ignorant non-missourians who insist that missouri is a southern state as opposed to a midwestern one.
chris matthews of msnbc: so, claire, do you really think you have a chance against jim talent there in the republican stronghold of missoura?
claire mccaskill of the u.s. senate: well, chris, the democratic party has quite a tradition in my home state of missouri– in fact it’s known here as the party of truman, who is a revered figure in missouri politics.
chris matthews: that’s true, missoura is the bellwether state, huh? uh-heh-heh-heh.
missoura is a state in the us, wich is famous for its large population of “hook-people”. the term “hook-people” describes a group of individuals, who have a hook instead of an arm. (you know…like pirates)
example:
-hey johnnie! where are you going with that hook?
-oh, i’m just going to missoura.
(however, in very rare cases, “missoura” could simply be a dialect-form for the name “missouri”.)
what us californian’s (and….pretty much the rest of the us) call the state of missouri. “missoula” is the same thing as “missoura.”
me: hey joe i moved outta cali
joe: where to?
me: missoura.
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