missouri lap-dance
this is the act of one taking a sh-t on a toilet whilst another sits on one’s lap and sh-ts in the sp-ce between his/her legs into the water below. the word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
oh man i ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that i had to rush home, no sooner than i dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. i guess she had one corndog too many as well.
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