missouri whooping
the act famously performed by brad pitt in the fall of 2017, a missouri whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player’s name, and throws the against ones enemy’s head.
the act famously performed by brad pitt in the fall of 2017, a missouri whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player’s name, and throws the against ones enemy’s head.
brad, “so this fella harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her”
edward, “so whatchu do about it?”
brad, “i gave him a missouri whoopin’ you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy.”
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