misspeak
1) to make a claim to be under sniper fire in a hostile environment.
2) to try to cover your -ss when someone calls you out on your bullsh-t.
guy: once i saw jimi hendrix live
girl: jimi hendrix died in 1970. you were born in the 80’s.
guy: wait…i didn’t mean to misspeak
to lie. to tell an untruth.
i have written about this and described in many different settings and i did misspeak the other day
1.to say without thought, to mistakenly say.
2.mistakenly saying something is misspeaking
“how dare you misspeak of me”
a psychological condition where you are convinced snipers are firing at you.
hillary was suffering from a strong bout of mis-speak.
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