a ‘cool’ way to say mister
did mista smith give us any math homework?
one d-mn s-xy b-tch.

(reputed to induce instaneous -rg-sm. (x3) )
ohmagodlah! itsamistalah! itsamista! itsa-a-a-o-oh-oooooh-ohmy-my-my-my-my-my-my-missssstaaa.
(direct quote.)

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