Mistache
a serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to “even it out” the result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.
hey man, what happened to your face?
ah, i was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. does it show much?
dude, theres hardly anything left!
an unintentional mustache- that unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- mistaches come in all forms.
d- that mustache looks creepy, what’s going on with you?
j- what mustache? what are you talking about? creepy eh?
j- “looks into mirror”
j- holy geeze. i must have missed some whiskers this morning.
d- so what are you saying, it’s a mistache.
j- mistache is correct, creepy is right; where’s the razor?
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