Mistaken IMendity
to think you’ve sent an im to a friend complaining about someone when actually you sent it to the person you were complaining about.
jane had a bad case of mistaken imendity yesterday – to her horror she accidentally sent an im to her boss complaining about what a crazy freak he was, instead of sending it to her friend matt. total career limiting move!
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