Misted
misted- to get extremely f-cked up off canadian mist whiskey.
ey homes, im so f-cking misted right now.
2 more definitions
democrat spelling of the english word “missed”.
definition: to feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one’s government subsidy.
actual example from the back window of a cadillac in the social security office parking lot: “r.i.p. rose,
you will be misted”
the phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus “misted”
man 1: “d-mn only urinal left…i really have to go though, ahh f-ck it.”
man 2: -begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck-
man 1: -misted-
man 1: fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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