Mister Hanes
a) the definition of s-x.
b) smokes joints in his sleep.
c) will f-ck just about anything.
d) usually has an extremely small p-n-s.
a) last night we had some dirty mister hanes.
b) don’t pull a mister hanes tonight, save it for tomorrow!
c) we named my cat mister hanes for a reason…
d) my ex, such a mister hanes.
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