mister miyagi
bad-ss lunatic life teacher for whinelelson in the first 3 karate kid movies. not only was he untouchable in a fighting (save one chozen cheapshot in karate kid 2), he was able to put up with whinelelson’s constant crying and moaning through 3 feature length motion pictures.
the other night mister miyagi put me in an arm bar while he made p-ssionate love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing i ever saw.
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