mister oklahoma


euphemism for a female masturbating.

it is derived from the shape of the american state of oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the v-g-n-l cavity.
“well, johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom,” elizabeth complained.
“that -sshole!” her friend jayden exclaimed.
“i was f-cking h-rny too,” elizabeth replied.
“you can always take mister oklahoma out tonight.”

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