Mister Shrum


the leader of the shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into asia to find herro herro’s in their natural habitat. a creature of great intellect and intrigue, mister shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the shrum family. he has a wife, mrs. shrum, two children, toddler shrum and younger brother shrum, as well as a cousin shrum. they are indigenous to new york but are known to travel the world.
this is mister shrum, and the shower radio in mr. shrum’s bathroom is not working.

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