misting the lizard
slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
origin: care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure… but people need care, too.
“is byron on the phone?”
“ya, he’s talking to some girl and misting the lizard.”
“what?”
“ya, byron’s been misting his lizard a lot lately.”
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