mistletoey


that state of arousal that only appears after consuming a great deal of alcohol during the office christmas party for a work colleague who wouldn’t normally make the heart race in every-day interaction. not to be confused with missiletoey.
did you notice that nancy from accounts went home with the intern? she doesn’t even like boys normally. that potent eggnog must have made her mistletoey.

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