mistledeez
also spelled, mistledeez
noun (a thing).
mistletoe, when worn to a male’s bellyb-tton, pubic region, or p-n-s. anyone found to be under mistledeez should be expected place the wearer’s pubical sack in her/his mouth, and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.
portmanteau of mistletoe and deeez nuuuts.
rob used velcro to attach some mistletoe to his happy trail. mistledeez activated!
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