Misty Fuck Slap



when a guy and a chick are having s-x and hes ready to c-m, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, j-zzes on her face, and then b-tch slaps her twice. the combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their -sshole.
dan: dude, i was f-ck-n this chick and i gave her a misty f-ck slap.

bob: man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently sh-t on her face.

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