Mitchell Cookie


mitch-ll cookie is a person who loves to eat -rg-sm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no… boyfriend… and he is a great south african w-nker who loves his boyfriend. he really likes his best friend, named carl.
alexander: oh my god don´t be such a d-mn mitch-ll cookie!!

carl: why? he is n00b?

alexander: no… where is he?

carl: with his boyfriend! … i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!

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