mitchell ross
just a ginger? not quite. this fine piece of ace isn’t your average man candy. he benches 300 pounds (with a dislocated shoulder) and can wrestle a thousand grotsky wolves all at once. and don’t even get us started about his s-xual resume. kind and gentle, yet aggressive, he knows how to make your bed rock. basically a combination of fergie and jesus. you need superman? we’ve got something better- mitch-ll ross..and he’s not afraid of kryptonite.
girl #1: oh no! there in a robber in our house and hes making us h-rny. if only we had someone to slay the beast and satisfy our needs!
girl #2: i know! call up mitch-ll ross.
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