Mitchell Zhuk
a man; usually has a very kind sweet heart but very muscular appearance. his last name means a particular bug in russian. he will always treat his girl right and makes her feel perfect. also a life saver, the person with the best advice. he is very into spiritual stuff, it makes him so unbelievably awesome, he may not be human. his amazing talent and skill makes ovaries explode. these mitch-lls are very rare to find. in fact, there is only one in this world. he is very interested in the military and is willing to join the marines. a very risky but brave choice. there is a girl he once saved, from her own destruction. he has the best heart in the world and the bravery of a soldier. you would be beyond lucky to find this person. he is also the s-xiest being to walk on the surface on the earth.
girl: hey mom. omfg i found a mitch-ll zhuk. omfg.
mom: hun! omfg. let me fangirl with you.
girl: omg.
mom: omg.
girl: omg.
mom: so describe this amazing mitch-ll to me :3
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