Mitching
a three-step s-xual process.
step 1: suck your partners d-ck.
step 2: raise your partners d-ck and lick their b-lls.
step 3: spin your partner around and lick their b-tt.
this is the end of the mitching process.
person 1: man mitching last night was great.
person 2: yeah i loved when you got to step 3!
the act of b-tching performed by a male. can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. is usually followed up by a blog or status update.
john was mitching down the pub again. he just needs to get over it.
verb.
to loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder partic-p-tion in the aforementioned activity.
“sally says she is getting her computer fixed during cl-ss today, but i think she’s just mitching.”
“danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, i saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“i would love to mitch today, but i already said that my virus was taken care of and i can’t think of a better excuse.”
when somebody b-tches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and p-ss out.
person a: i-phones suck!
person b: graarrrrggg! i-phones don’t suck! i-phones are cool! i-phones and i-pads! i-phones don’t suck!
person c: wow, that guys really mitching!
to scratch your skin and see how much skin comes off into a pot.
person 1; i was only bl–dy mitching last night weren’t i!
person 2; how much skin did you collect?
the state of extreme sweating, most times for no apparent reason.
bro i was mitching so hard during my first cl-ss, i was embarr-ssed to lift my arms.
the act of f-cking over another employee or co-worker. leaving one stranded for hours upon hours.
” hey i’ll be right back (7:00 am)……….. (3:00 pm) oh sorry the lt. asked me to do something.
” hey i’m going to grab a coffee anyone want one?……….. (4 hours later) “oh sorry i forgot your coffee i’ll go grab it now”
” man yesterday i got mitched hard”
“i can’t stand the mitching that goes on here”
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