Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease
mitchum-humpsterfumper disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.
cloefus; whoa, that b-tch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy -ss waitress, and she ain’t doing nothing ’bout it, except stuffing her pie hole… leroy; man, that chick prolly has mitchum-humsterfumper disease, and she don’t care ’bout no eggs running down her forehead! yo
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