Mittology


the study of mitt romney’s ever changing political flip flop positions on key election topics.
romney(2008): “the iraq war, which was the right thing to do, just like in afghanistan… setting deadlines to leave this country is absolutely the wrong approach”

romney(2012): “it was a mistake to go into iraq, just like in afghanistan… and i agree with the president, and when i am president, we will be out of afghanistan by 2014!”

mittology philosopher/mittologist: romney appears to be suffering from a very severe case of romnesia, likely caused by romney trying to pander to swing voters in the last 6 weeks of the election.

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