Mixed Cocktail
when too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. later once opening the rag, the s-m-n has mixed together into a dry crusty material.
nubs and i beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed c-cktail.
when power or battery operated tools are used on a mans nut sac while receiving head.
– dam dude i didn’t know that chick was such a good bartender!
-she isn’t a bartender, she works in the book store.
-well i sure got a buzz from her sucking down my mixed c-cktail
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