mixi


a j-panese sns website. sorta like a j-panese version of mysp-ce or facebook. one can only become a user via invitation from another mixi user.

it has been a problem where certain jocks will post about how bad they were, such as stealing motorcycles, which will then attract hundreds of angry users and start up a flame war. this will eventually lead to the exposure of the user, giving out his real name and his past crime to his school/employer, which is equal to a death sentence in j-pan.
dude, could you invite me to mixi?
a pixi fiddler

also somebody who claims to work for the post office but is not a postman

also a name for a person who is very lazy and has an unhealthy obsession with elves and stuff
that d-mned mixi has spent the last two weeks playing warcraft instead of sending me my ipaq!!!
a word -ssociated with incompetance within the workplace. also a derogatory term for an individual who is notorious for losing things. unsurprisingly, has gained common usage in relation to the post office.
“honestly, i can’t remember the last time dominoes delivered my pizza hot. they always go to the other end of the street! honestly, they are a right shower of mixis'” vera duckworth (coronation street)

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