Miyamoto Musashi
miyamoto musashi was the most hardcore samurai that ever lived. he was born in some sh-tty province in j-pan to a family of lesser n-bility (sc-mbags!). he taught himself how to fight and won his first duel at 13 with a wooden stick after bludging some noob samurai to death. he had syphilis on his face this left him pretty p-ssed off so he just went around j-pan winning duels and killing people for laughs. he also liked to beat other samurai to death with a wooden oar to add to the humiliation.
we salute you miyamoto musashi!
almighty samurai warrior: i challenge you to a duel!
miyamoto musashi: i’m going to bash your f-cking head in with my oar b-tch.
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